3 posts tagged “keith olbermann”

Things are getting better.

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And in less than two weeks, there will be...

Tonight when I get home, I think I'll have myself a little of...

And finally, last night I sat on a friend's sofa next to a fella and wasn't able to breathe properly. I can't find you an actual photograph of this particular guy, but I can give you a visual clue that describes him very well. A little of this:

 with a little of this:  holding one of these: 

 Not my kind of beer, for sure, but at least he wouldn't drink up the good stuff!

I readily admit to my many crushes in this forum. Today, it's Keith Olbermann.

I am not a cable television subscriber, so my familiarity with Keith is the occasional Countdown on regular network t.v. - like last night - and the internets. Oh, and there was this thing, back in the day, called Sportscenter.

I was talking with my nephew, age nine, during the NFL playoffs last fall. He was extremely knowledgeable about wild card standings, home field advantage and whatnot. I asked him if he was going to go into some sort of sports career when he grows up. His response? "I might be a sportscaster." "That's awesome," I replied, "maybe you can introduce me to Keith Olbermann." "Sure," says he, "I like him." Good to know.

Childbearing is out of the question for me, so concern about taking our little Olbermanns for electrolysis at the pediatrician's office is unnecessary. My biggest concern will be learning to appreciate baseball (I'll do it for you, though, Keith), and what to do with having "O" as my initial and monogram. Not one to have considered changing my name in the past, I rather like the possibilities of having my name be something-O. Jackie O, Hawaii Five-O. I like it.